Mamma Mamma listen to me
and dont act all annoyed when i call you....i need your help ok...these socks are stuck on my feet...dont sit on the couch with one eye on the newspaper and shoot instructions....get up and help me....and saying the same thing in a louder voice aint helping anyone here....
Dont repeat everything i say in English.....should'nt you be glad that i can clearly express myself in one language that everybody around me understands? then what with this "I'm going I'm sitting I'm jumping" nonsense.....
Dont tell me I'm a big boy now....I'm turning 3....thats right...how many birthdays have i had? one two....how many have you had? Say it to yourself loudly three times if it doesnt register...Only 2 birthdays so far One two.....get it? So if i fall i will cry.....if the tower im making collapses i will shriek....if there is an ad break while i'm watching chota bheem i will scream.....dont tell me its not logical....i dont understand your logic....
Dont tell me to stop jumping around....i'm not hyper or restless....i'm enterprising and curious....like a little scientist....i want to see what happens if i flip open the ketchup bottle and turn it upside down.....i want to see what happens if i keep four cushions on top of each other and jump on it....i need to do this to learn and grow....isnt that what you wish for me?
Dont tell me how to eat my food.....as far as kids my age go I'm least fussy about food...so you should be grateful....dont give me all the bull about how monster will come if i dont sleep on my own bed.....I slept in yours for 2 years no one came....And please dont embarrass me by recalling how i peed in my bed.....i slipped ok....one or two mistakes are allowed.....
Dont tell me to leave you alone if you have had a long day.....it just so happens that i need you the most that very minute.....dont expect me to play with my colors or clay while you jabber on the phone...it doesnt work that way....puzzles,colors,cars,bubbles can only keep me busy for 5 minutes tops.....if you want it to last longer play with me or get me a play mate.....but dont take this opportunity to ask me if its okay to bring a baby in the house? sorry ...that position is taken...I'm the baby of the house...you already have your hands full....get me a dog or a cat instead....
Dont expect me to sleep early the night you have dinner or movie plans...i'm not a robot....and tell papa not to lecture me about getting things right.....ask him too...how many birthdays have i had? one two....dont wonder where i'm learning certain bad words from.....I'm learning them from you....or the TV you watch in front of me...everything i know has come from you...the good the bad....I'm taller than the kids my age coz of you both....And as you say I'm aggressive and restless....then that has something to do with you guys too....check your genetics....before you come pointing your fingers at me......
I will be the most co-operative, understanding, soft spoken, problem-solving, resourceful, helping, kind, healthy child .... if and only if you exhibit these qualities in front of me....each day every day.....i learn by watching what you do not what you say to me....thats parenting 101....So keep it together for my sake....now excuse me Chota bheem is back....
and dont act all annoyed when i call you....i need your help ok...these socks are stuck on my feet...dont sit on the couch with one eye on the newspaper and shoot instructions....get up and help me....and saying the same thing in a louder voice aint helping anyone here....
Dont repeat everything i say in English.....should'nt you be glad that i can clearly express myself in one language that everybody around me understands? then what with this "I'm going I'm sitting I'm jumping" nonsense.....
Dont tell me I'm a big boy now....I'm turning 3....thats right...how many birthdays have i had? one two....how many have you had? Say it to yourself loudly three times if it doesnt register...Only 2 birthdays so far One two.....get it? So if i fall i will cry.....if the tower im making collapses i will shriek....if there is an ad break while i'm watching chota bheem i will scream.....dont tell me its not logical....i dont understand your logic....
Dont tell me to stop jumping around....i'm not hyper or restless....i'm enterprising and curious....like a little scientist....i want to see what happens if i flip open the ketchup bottle and turn it upside down.....i want to see what happens if i keep four cushions on top of each other and jump on it....i need to do this to learn and grow....isnt that what you wish for me?
Dont tell me how to eat my food.....as far as kids my age go I'm least fussy about food...so you should be grateful....dont give me all the bull about how monster will come if i dont sleep on my own bed.....I slept in yours for 2 years no one came....And please dont embarrass me by recalling how i peed in my bed.....i slipped ok....one or two mistakes are allowed.....
Dont tell me to leave you alone if you have had a long day.....it just so happens that i need you the most that very minute.....dont expect me to play with my colors or clay while you jabber on the phone...it doesnt work that way....puzzles,colors,cars,bubbles can only keep me busy for 5 minutes tops.....if you want it to last longer play with me or get me a play mate.....but dont take this opportunity to ask me if its okay to bring a baby in the house? sorry ...that position is taken...I'm the baby of the house...you already have your hands full....get me a dog or a cat instead....
Dont expect me to sleep early the night you have dinner or movie plans...i'm not a robot....and tell papa not to lecture me about getting things right.....ask him too...how many birthdays have i had? one two....dont wonder where i'm learning certain bad words from.....I'm learning them from you....or the TV you watch in front of me...everything i know has come from you...the good the bad....I'm taller than the kids my age coz of you both....And as you say I'm aggressive and restless....then that has something to do with you guys too....check your genetics....before you come pointing your fingers at me......
I will be the most co-operative, understanding, soft spoken, problem-solving, resourceful, helping, kind, healthy child .... if and only if you exhibit these qualities in front of me....each day every day.....i learn by watching what you do not what you say to me....thats parenting 101....So keep it together for my sake....now excuse me Chota bheem is back....
nice babes...I lika ur kid...he speaks his mind...hehehe..of course u r his mind now...but sure good going...soon he will grow up to be brainy and smart like u parents...good luck dear..give my regards to ur dear kido...arav..sweet kid...
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