Wednesday, December 7, 2011

PG gaalis

FUCK
Fuck Fuck Fuck
i wanted to say
instead i say
Oh no
with as much vehemence as possible
Arav with his elephant like ears doesn't miss a word......So i have to be extra careful...i have to be sweet and phony....and react in a PG rated version of my emotions....

When I'm driving and a stupid moron auto guy cuts across i want to shout fuck you asshole....if some guy on bike comes in front out of nowhere i want to say watch where you going dickhead....but all i say is Oh no...or Uh oh...look at these people....or bhains ki taang....i like the last one i picked it up from the husband....

I have a special relationship with gaalis (i don't like calling them bad words...what bad words...words aren't bad) I had a favorite group of guys in my life 2 dear cousins and 1 absolutely fav friend......they abused so well....i mean it was never offensive.... they never censored anything for me....n i abused as well....not to their level but still enough to crack them up....my friend actually paid me to say the hindi gaalis.....chu*** being my absolute fav......somehow no english word comes close....

but then i got married and cleaned up my act a bit....so chu*** was used very rarely on special occasions....most of the time it got replaced by asshole....
 (as in how could you be sleeping asshole while i was up crying ?) To address a female... bitch is very versatile....somehow there is no equivalent word for male (no dog comes nowhere close)

and after Arav the privilege to abuse is totally revoked....cant even say kutte kamine or shit....

if there ever was a Parent-Anonymous-Abusive group i would sign up right away.....so that i can go abuse my heart out without worrying about offending anyone or tarnishing my image of a goody girl or ruining a child's innocence......

on this topic recently read this book "Go the fuck to sleep" written by a frustrated father.....loved the humour http://www.stott.nl/wp-content/uploads/Go_To_Sleep.pdf

sample this

The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can do all this other great shit
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?




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